TALLAHASSEE, FL – In an attempt to make bestiality illegal in the State of Florida, a poorly worded law that passed the Florida Senate and took effect on October 1 accidently makes having sexual relations totally illegal. This includes male-male sex, female-female sex, male-female sex.
The statute bans certain unapproved sex acts involving “animals” and scientists have noted that humans are animals so the statute also bans sex acts involving humans.
It is unknown how much of a problem bestiality in the State of Florida was to begin with or how many new jobs will be created in Florida by outlawing sex.