Florida Agenda

I walked into another spider web this morning and my dog got the Hershey squirts. I was cuddling with a new guy this morning and had to go to work. Great, all I have to look forward to a bunch of queens up and down Wilton Drive all weekend. I thought you said you were [...]

Why do you feel it necessary to tell me the same damn story for the 10th time…I didn’t even want to hear it the first time. Here’s to looking at people when they have nothing interesting to say and pretending to listen. Um, no… don’t touch me…you’re creepy. Why would you invite me to have [...]

Why do I even bother hitting on you?  You’re obviously full of yourself If people only knew how many gays there are in the military.  Americans have no clue. All of this commotion about changing Wilton Manors main street had better result in better parking. Why is it that every time I leave SOBE to [...]

by Anthony Paull The backdrop beckons with a most brilliant set-up. You see, tonight, there’s to be a festival – full of sparkles, magic, and music – embodying equality with the spirit and spunk of the late Harvey Milk. People fighting for love, in any form, will create a crowd, lining the streets. The have-nots, [...]

Your preppy boy haircut cannot cover up the fact that you are a complete and utter skank. IGNORING ME IS THE BEST THING you can do? Please I hardly even noticed. I WAS KICKED OUT OF THE MILITARY in 1999 for having sex with my commanding officer. We were in love. Now we are on [...]

Is your wig meant to look janity, because if it is, than you are succeeding. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE OIL SPILL hitting Fort Lauderdale beaches, most of the boys here are so oily that no one will even notice. THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU SHITTY restaurant that charged my credit card twice and caused me [...]

Bleach your teeth and your butt white and then maybe I’ll talk to you! WHY ARE THEY SENDING BOYS TO DO a man’s job trying to fill that hole in the ocean leaking all that oil? They should give credit where credit is due and send in some Gay men to plug up that big [...]

Thanks to FB, I found my long lost brother. Too bad he’s a tranny. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO THE bathroom but instead I saw you stop and hug him three times and kiss him on the lips twice. I hate him, but I’m even more disappointed in you for ruining the best week [...]

Does Obama’s Healthcare plan involve him sitting on my fac antibiotics no prescription e? YOU SAY THAT YOU AREN’T CHEATing… but you are carrying Viagra around in your wallet? DON’T TAKE MY FRIEND AWAY, SHE’S all that I got I HATE WHEN YOU ARE FINALLY comfortable with something and some man has to come and [...]

HI. YOU KNEW HOW TO OPEN THE cabinet, so you clearly know how to close it. Just do what you originally did in reverse. See- was that so hard? FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE never had an addiction, STFU, your advice was not requested. Quitting smoking is extremely hard to do. If you say [...]