Count on your local stations for the most accurate information on storms. Here is the listing of stations and formats in the Miami Fort Lauderdale market.

WIOD-AM (610) News Opinion

WMIA-FM (MIA) 93.9 FM 80s 90s Now Valentine

WFEZ-FM (Easy 93) 93.1 Jeanne Ashley

WEDR-FM (99 Jamz) 99.1 Hip Hop and R&B Ricky Smiley

WKIS-FM (KISS Country) 99.9 FM Bryan

WPOW-FM (Power 96) 96.1 FM Wil Calder

WHYI-FM (Y-100) 100.1 FM Top Hits Elvis Duran

WLYF-FM (Lite FM) 101.5 FM Julie Guy

WHQT-FM (HOT 105) 105.1 FM R&B Tom Joyner

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In a humorous satire, we wanted to do a play on of words and “gayafied” the 2016 Hurricane names. Not only did we want to make them sound sissy and butch but we also wanted to make them sound sexy and fun. In today’s world we all tend to take a word and give it the gay twist, it parts of the culture, these names are no different. We know you will enjoy them, and we encourage you to create your own “gayafied” name and share with us.

Alexis

Bonnie Boy

Colinade

Daniellea

Earlene

Fiona Hemsley

Gasey Release

Hermine Hemorrhoid

Ian Sharknado

Julia Childs

Karlotta

Liza

Matty

Anna Nicole

Otto Do Me

Paula Dean

Dickey Dick

Shary Away

To B Us

Virginie Lose

Walter Who? Plezze Gurl

Here are the real names of the 2016 Hurricane Season

Alex

Bonnie

Colin

Danielle

Earl

Fiona

Gaston

Hermine

Ian

Julia

Karl

Lisa

Matthew

Nicole

Otto

Paula

Richard

Shary

Tobias

Virginie

Walter

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Tropical Wave A disturbance in the tropics without a defined circulation.

Tropical Depression A rotating system of thunderstorms in the tropics with winds less than 39 mph.

Tropical Storm A rotating system in which the maximum sustained surface wind speed is between 39 – 73 mph. Storms are named when they reach this strength.

Hurricane An intense rotating tropical weather system with maximum sustained surface wind speeds of 74 mph or higher.

Storm Surge An abnormal rise in sea level accompanying a hurricane or other intense storm, and whose height is the difference between the observed level of the sea surface and the level that would have occurred in the absence of the cyclone. Storm surge is usually estimated by subtracting the normal or astronomic high tide from the observed storm tide.

Tropical Storm Watch An announcement that sustained winds of 39 to 73 mph is possible within the specified area within 48 hours.

Tropical Storm Warning An announcement that sustained winds of 39 to 73 mph are expected somewhere within the specified area within 36 hours.

Hurricane Watch An announcement that sustained winds of 74 mph or higher is possible within the specified area. Because hurricane preparedness activities become difficult once winds reach tropical storm force, the hurricane watch is issued 48 hours in advance of the anticipated onset of tropical storm force winds. Be ready to implement your hurricane preparation plans immediately if a warning is issued.

Hurricane Warning An announcement that sustained winds of 74 mph or higher are expected somewhere within the specified area. Because hurricane preparedness activities become difficult once winds reach tropical storm force, the warning is issued 36 hours in advance. All preparations should be completed immediately. If you are evacuating you should travel outside of the evacuation zone. It is strongly recommended that you stay in a safe building until the storm has passed.

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Interactive Hurricane tracker that shows the storms movement that you can watch at any time.

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You don’t need the special sexy shaped glass to enjoy this New Orleans favorite.  You will be the hit of the neighborhood and find it easy to get help with those shutters if you show up with a pitcher of Hurricanes and red solo cups. The Hurricane was invented by Pat O’Briens and the secret is the passion fruit juice. Goya makes a great passion fruit juice and you can find Goya in most grocery stores in South Florida.

The Hurricane Cocktail

Ingredients

• 2 oz light rum
• 2 oz dark rum
• 2 oz passion fruit juice
• 1 oz orange juice
• ½ oz fresh lime juice
• 1 Tablespoon simple syrup
• 1 Tablespoon grenadine

Shake, Pour over ice garnish with whatever you can find

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Hurricane season begins this week in Florida as well as the rest of Eastern seaboard. All of which means it’s time to prepare your strategy in case another number five comes our way. The National Weather Service tells us that this will be a robust hurricane season—not that we’ve ever really believed a weatherman. However, just in case they’re right for once, better safe than sorry.

While there are those of us that actually use Home Depot for hardware rather than cruising, if you’re reading this article, chances are that you’re not among them. If such is the case, following is a simple list of items to have on hand (and handy) for that rainy day that’s accompanied by 120 mile-an-hour winds.

Jugs of water. And lots of them. Remember, when hurricanes hit, there’s no such thing as safe water running from your spigots. Who knows what kinds of contamination has flowed into our water supplies with the heavy rain and winds. Four gallons of water per person is what’s you’ll need to get you over the initial period when you’ll be washing your body in the intimacy of a stiz bath and washing your hair with frugality. Prop it up and push it out will become your new hairstyle of choice as hair spray becomes your new best friend.

Cash As we all know, a girl has her needs. The extra set of nails, a new pair of fishnets, a new tube of glitter lipgloss. Whatever the purpose, we all need cash. During hurricanes, however, our go-to ATM machines will most likely be out of commission. Stack up some $20 for these rainy days; and don’t forget to keep a stash of $1 bills. Strippers need to eat too.

Toilet Paper. The simplest things can make a sissy feel at home during an emergency. Toilet paper is among those things. You can’t have too much. Double-ply is the best.

Disposable Plate. Make this plastic, not paper, in a delicious tone of pink. It will set off your heavy duty silver plastic utensils, and allow you to continue to maintain some sense of a party life—even in candlelight.

New flashlights and batteries in every bedroom in your house, apartment or love nest. Do not depend on that little sequined LED light you have hanging from your keychain. We’re talking industrial strength light here—for when the power goesout , as it usually does in areas without buried utility lines (which is to say most of Fort Lauderdale and much of Miami).

A fresh roll of duct tape in a complimentary color. There are those who insist that purple is de rigeur for hurricane season. This is useful to repair any number of items that will break at the first hint of a tropical storm—not the least of which is your flashlights. (See item 1, above.)

Peanut Butter and Jelly. Needs no refrigeration and can be eaten right out of the jar, Peanut Butter and Jelly will provide you necessary fiber, carbs and sugar, which, hurricane or no hurricane, our bodies need.

Canned foods that you don’t mind eating cold. Ordinarily, no self-respecting queen would be caught dead opening a can of beans or any other food group. However, this is one time that you simply must not stand on principle. No one need know that you’ve got canned goods in the house, hidden behind your linens.

A hand-operated can opener. We suggest the Zyliss EasiCan Electric Can Opener available from Amazon.com. It uses two AA batteries for power, and not only operates with a single push button, it leaves no sharp edges.

First aid kit, for when you cut yourself because you didn’t follow the suggestion in item 5.

A loud whistle. It works better than your normal squeal to attract attention, and hangs around your neck as a fashion accessory. The color choice is optional, depending on your shoes.

Solar cell phone charger. We recommend the iBeek Portable USB Solar Charger. It will keep you in contact with your friends, even if the power is interrupted. $21.99 on Amazon.com. One cannot expect to live without the basics—and your cell phone is included.

Gas for your vehicle. If previous hurricanes are any indication, the majority of gas stations will be unable to pump gas as soon as utility lines fail. This means that you should fill your car’s tank in advance, and keep it full, even if it means returning to the pump frequently. As well know, pumping gas is an art and requires individual outfits designed to attract attention to your finest features as you wrestle with the gas hose. Dress appropriately and you may not even have to touch a gas pump. Remember your knight or damsel in shining armor is as near as your brightest smile.

Preplan your exit route which takes you away from the beach. While we realize that the beach is your second home, resist the temptation to check out the waves during the eye of the hurricane which occurs mid-way through your adventure. Head west, honey, and don’t stop until you’re well past Plantation. That’s a town, not a cotton field.

Emergency Info

When all else fails. Remember every sissy’s fallback position. Keep the telephone number of your favorite butch lesbian taped on the refrigerator in two-inch high numbers. As a last result, call the number. Lesbians are always guaranteed to have a power generator (which they can actually start), and a functioning chain saw to turn that fallen tree blocking your driveway into logs for the fireplace.

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When disaster strikes I channel my inner 4H-er. Slightly more country than the Girl Scouts, the 4H-ers mixed the boys and the girls and loved to teach survival. We moved to Fort Lauderdale in May 2004 and experienced Charlie, Wilma and Katrina. We lost power for a month and learned that living without a fridge or running water requires creative cooking. At the time, I was working in radio. During a storm, radio shows its power providing updates and alerts for the entire community. The team practically lived at the station and brought in meals to share. This recipe was shared by Gary, one of my coworkers. It’s been changed a bit, but I credit him with the base. To adequately prep for a storm, overload the pantry with the condiments. You’ll be pleased to have the flavors on hand. Many appear in this recipe.

1 large head of green cabbage shredded

1 small head of red cabbage shredded

3 carrots shredded

2 Green (spring) onions diced

2 packages chicken flavored Ramen noodles–broken up

1 cup sunflower seeds

½   cup golden raisins

½  cup vegetable oil

1/3  cup rice vinegar

¼ cup honey

1 tablespoon soy sauce

1 cup sliced almonds

Kosher salt

Black Pepper

In a small bowl create sauce by mixing together rice vinegar, oil, honey, soy sauce, and 1 packet of the seasoning from Ramen noodles. (toss the second packet or save for bouillon soup). Set mixture aside.

In a large bowl, mix cabbages, carrots, raisins, noodles, sunflower seeds, and almonds. Pour the sauce mixture over vegetables and cover. Place bowl on ice for at least 1 hour. This chilling will soften the noodles and give time for flavors to blend.

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