Thursday 5/15

Never Say Goodbye to Cher

Like an emotionally dependent lover, Cher has never been quite able to say farewell and mean it. Each new concert is a retirement concert. Lips understands the irony and beauty in that. Two nights before Cher’s already sold-out concert, Lips presents “Never Say Farewell—A Tribute to Cher.” Fan favorite songs such as “Way of Love,” “Bang Bang,” “All I Really Want to Do,” “Gypsy,” “Tramps and Thieves,” and “Dark Lady” will bring back great memories and also help to celebrate Cher’s upcoming birthday on May 20. The show, hosted by Nicolette, will include several of Lips leading ladies, including Cher look-a-like performances by Alexis Couture, Shelly Michaels and Franchesque Richards. All proceeds will benefit the Smart Ride. 7 p.m. Lips. 1421 E Oakland Park Blvd, Oakland Park, 33334.

Friday 5/16

Blue Man Group

Not to be confused with Blue Boy Group—a wild trio of slutty South Florida twinks—Blue Man Group is a bizarre yet popular theatrical performance group. They mix elements of performance art, rave culture and rock into one wild and award—winning theatrical performance. Each performance stars a trio of humanoid characters called Blue Men, played by actor-musicians who wear bald caps and vibrant blue makeup. The perplexing performances have become a pop cultural phenomenon, maybe most famously used as a significant plot device on Arrested Development. Find out what all the fuss is about tonight in Miami. 8 p.m. Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts. 1300 Biscayne Blvd, Miami, 33132.

Lady Antebellum

It’s a night for trios, with Grammy award-winning threesome Lady Antebellum bringing their North American “Take Me Downtown Tour” to the Hard Rock. Lady Antebellum is best known for their pervasive and career defining 2010 single Need You Now. In that song, a drunk person gives in to their neediest attachment issues and begs for their lover’s presence. Starting as a country group, Lady Antebellum has since crossed-over and reached mass appeal. Need You Know won the Grammy award for Song of the Year and their popularity has since been increasing. Tonight they play all the hits. 8 p.m. Hard Rock Live. 5747 Seminole Way, Hollywood, 33314.

Saturday 5/17

Canoe Racing

There’s some rather long-standing Wilton Manors traditions that predated the gentrification of our little “Island City”/Gayborhood. One of those is the 23rd Annual Island City Canoe Race. This year’s race begins at Colahatchee Park Boat Ramp and ends at Richardson Historic Park. Teams of 10 are invited to participate. Immediately following the race, the 67th birthday of the city will be celebrated at Richardson Historic Park. The celebration includes barbeque, beverages, cake, and music. Who could believe that Wilton Manors, one of the grandest gayborhoods in the United States, is now 67! 10 a.m. Begins at Colahatchee/ ends at Richardson Park. 1975 NE 15th Ave, Wilton Manors, 33305.

Aqua Sounds Benefit Concert

The Aqua Foundation for Women will be hosting its first ever “Aqua Sounds” concert with headliner Beverly McClellan of NBC’S The Voice. All proceeds will benefit Aqua’s LGBTQ Youth Homelessness Initiative. Mc Clellean is quickly becoming the newest cornerstone of rock ‘n’ roll. With her stunning power and range and Etta James-esque presence, McClellan has captured the music world by storm since her performance on The Voice. Tonight she will sing with the proceeds benefitting the epidemic of LGBTQ homelessness in Miami (40% of the homeless population in Miami-Dade is LGBTQ). 7 p.m. Grand Central. 697 N Miami Ave, Miami, 33136.

Cher

If you were lucky enough to secure tickets for Cher’s D2K tour before it sold out, tonight is your night. Though the BB&T center is big, the ultimate diva’s voice will greet you wherever you sit. Remember, this is a sold out show, so if you’re heading to the venue with a pocket full of dreams, be prepared for scalpers. 8 p.m. BB&T Center. 1 Panther Pkwy, Sunrise, 33323.

Sunday 5/18

Nude Male Drawing

What better way to spend a lazy Spring Sunday afternoon then staring at baskets? Fortunately, there’s plenty on display at the Men’s Life Drawing Event. Each artist must gaze at a nude male form for a lengthy period of time. Twice a month, a fun group of guys get together to draw two nude male models for both short and long poses. All levels are welcome. Bring art supplies for drawing, painting, charcoal, pencil, or even watercolor. Guest artists from the community will also be in attendance. 2 p.m. Push Fitness. 1098 NE 45th St, Oakland Park, 33334.

Monday 5/19

Irish Music

Avalon

As a part of the weekly Theatre Under the Stars festivities, Avalon will be performing on Hollywood Beach. The traditional Irish group is a favorite of Irish festivals. They recently performed at the St. Patrick’s Day Irish Festival sponsored by the South Florida Emerald Society. Bring your green beer and Irish luck for this sure-to-be beautiful evening. 7:30 p.m. Hollywood Beach Theater
100 Johnson St, Hollywood, 33020.

Tuesday 5/20

The 1975

Featured at Coachella, this indie/alternative English band has been making a name for themselves since they released four different EPs. Their debut self-titled album became a smash in England. Influenced by Talking Heads, Prince, My Bloody Valentine, and Michael Jackson, 1975’s musical style has been hailed by magazines such as Pitchfork and Paste. According to lead singer Matthew Healy, their greatest influence is the oeuvre of filmmaker John Hughes. Bring your favorite angsty 1980s teenager and enjoy the music. 7:30 p.m. Culture Room. 3045 N Federal Hwy, Fort Lauderdale, 33306.

Wednesday 5/21

Live Entertainment at Dada

Husband and wife duo You Knew Me When started touring in June of 2012. Even with plans for touring for only a full year, they haven’t stopped. They’ve been serving up their original music throughout the US and Canada ever since. Their first studio album You, Me, and the Rest of the World showcases their indie-rock infused ballads with a collection of stirring, pulsating beats. 11 p.m. Dada. 52 North Swinton Ave, Delray Beach, 33444.