AJ Cross

This week’s column is a celebration of laughter. Margaret Cho always says, “If we can’t laugh at ourselves, then fu*k it.” Here are my TOP 10 gay jokes from various sources. It’s hard to find clean gay jokes.

I hope they lighten up your day.

#10
What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 republican in a room? 100 people that don’t do d*ck!

#9
What do gay men and ambulances have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

#8
What did one gay sperm say to anothe

r? “How do we find an egg in all of this sh*t?”

#7
How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it over.

#6
Why do so many lesbians join the army? They saw the recruitment ad about being in the bush.

#5
Why don’t gays work at sperm banks?  They always get fired for drinking on the job!

#4
How do you know if you’re at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like sh*t!
#3
A gay man went to the ER because he had a vibrator stuck up his a*s. The ER Doctor took a look and said “Don’t worry; I’ll have it out in no time.” “Don’t do that,” said the gay man.
“What do you want me to do?” asked the doctor. The gay man said “Change the batteries,” duh!

#2
Billy the very gay flight attendant announced to the passengers, “We will be landing the plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be fab.”  He noticed that a rather exotic-looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big engines. I asked you to raise your tray for landing.”

She calmly said, “In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one.”

Billy replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sister, in my country, I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b*tch!”

#1
3 men are bragging about their sons.

Man #1 says, “I’m proud of my son because he is a Doctor and is making so much money that he just bought a brand new BMW.

Man #2 says. “I’m proud of my son because he is a Lawyer and just bought a house in the Hamptons.

Man #3 says, “I’m not too proud of my son because he’s a fag, but hey at least he’s got a new BMW and a house in the Hamptons.