Got Pride Round Gold Metal Watch

The one thing that some of us have in common is that we never seem to know what time it is, because if we did we wouldn’t show up late all the time. Not only can you make sure your friends are never late for another “business meeting” (a.k.a hookup), but you can make sure they always have Gay Pride on their mind. The watch casing measures approx. 1 and-a-half inches in diameter and the watch band fits most wrists from 6 and-ahalf to 8 inches. The watch band is made of genuine leather and the watch movement is made by Citizen. What time is it? It’s time for EQUALITY!

SodaStream’s Genesis Make-Your-Own-Soda-Kit

We all know that the alcoholic drink with the least amount of calories is the vodka-soda, a delicious mainstay that has increased in popularity with the recent explosion in flavored vodkas. But what happens when it’s 1 a.m.

and you run out of club soda? No need to run to the store if you own SodaStream’s Genesis, a home soda maker. That’s right, plug this baby in, use water from your sink, add the special carbonation and voila, home made soda. Check out some of the special flavor additives and you may never have to spend money on soda water again, let alone a bar tab. $109.95 u www.sodastreamusa.com (Photo courtesy SodasStream)

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Damron’s Men’s Travel Guide

The most up-to-date and complete travel guides made by and for gays and lesbians. In the Men’s Travel Guide check out more than 13,000 listings of gay-friendly hotels, B&Bs, bars, nightclubs, bookstores, cafes, restaurants, gyms, men’s clubs, saunas & much more. The International Calendar of Events features circuit parties, gay pride celebrations, gay film festivals, leather, fetish & bear events.

Same Sex Marriage Tee

Sometimes fashion can help the greater good. Take for instance the Human Rights Campaign’s “I Support Same Sex Marriage” T-shirts. Not only does 100 percent of the profits from the shirts go toward HRC’s fight for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality, but by proudly wearing these shirts around, you are telling other hot LGBT’s, ‘hey, I don’t just want to go make out in the back of the bar, I’m marriage material.’ Oh, and some of the right-wing, ignorant grinches might wake up and realize that our community still lacks basic human rights and help join the fight.

Wrap It Up!

Maybe it’s the plethora of shiny, glittery balls – both big and small – hanging from every limb imaginable that puts a smile on our face. Or perhaps it’s the countless images of a big, burly man with a full beard dressed in a red velvet suit with a thick leather belt strapped around his waist that puts us in the mood. Whatever it is, one thing is clear: it’s time for you to jingle your ass – and your wallet – to the shopping malls and online, because Christmas time is here.

Yes, Christmas trees have been going up since Halloween was barely over; metal candle holders that systematically clasp eight waxy objects are already being lit; and poinsettias are being stolen from public venues while radio stations begin their “all Christmas, all the time” format. Besides the deliciously fattening food, delectably decadent booze and unavoidably atrocious family time, the best part of December is, of course, the gifts.

We know you hate malls, Internet shopping and feel you may not be creative enough to give your friends or family anything besides drinking chips, popper bottles or KY jelly, so we have taken the hassle out of giving presents by sharing our hottest gift ideas of the holiday season. Hold the applause, no need to thank us, but if you must, we do accept bottles in the ice, cupcakes out of the oven or money from the wallet. Anyways, buy these for your friends and family and be the shining star of December!

Here are some more Great Gift Goodies!

Samsung – 50″ 3D Plasma HDTV

$989.99 2D is so 2010. Ring in the New Year with a whole new dimension. After the popularity of Avatar and the Michael Jackson tribute, 3D home entertainment systems are now the wave of the soon-to-be-present. In addition to the space age technology, this television also features: 720p display, 600Hz Subfield Motion, 0.001 ms response and an ultraslim design (2-3/4″ deep). Best part of 3D TV’s? You get to wear cool 3D sunglasses indoors without people thinking you are a douche. Now, where is that 3D porn?

eCreamery Create Your Own Ice Cream Flavor

$49.99 Impress your friends and relatives by sharing your love of ice cream making with the whole clan. Instead of having to buy the cream, sugar, nuts and weird machine yourself, let the people at eCreamery do the work for you. You can name and create your own ice cream brand by choosing from several bases, flavors and mix-ins. Florida Agenda and Mark Magazine’s creation: The Rebel Rainbow (Sorbetto with blueberry and passion fruit ice cream, cherry swirls and Hershey kisses). $89.99 for 8 pints www.ecreamery.com (Photo courtesy eCreamery)

VoiceQuilt 4-by-6 inches Photo – Ivory Keepsake

$59.99

Don’t feel like talking to your family the rest of the year?

Simple solution—record 20 or so of your most popular sayings or answers in this voice quilt and gift it to those annoying blood relatives that want to talk to you all year. Direct them to certain numbered messages in the voice quilt and spend the next 365 days sipping margaritas and saving your vocal cords for the Backstreet Boys/ News Kids on the Block Concert Tour. P.S. Put a slimming photo of yourself on the cover of this thing so those wretched relatives are jealous of your high metabolism.

Schwinn Loop 7-Speed Folding Bike

$189

Do you know someone who lives in a tiny studio apartment in a hip urban area? Are they tired of giving up half of their dwelling to bike storage? Do they enjoy riding around on a weird looking object and getting stares from fellow cyclists? Do they like to wear thongs on their head? If they would answer yes to three out of the four previous questions than the Schwinn Loop 7-Speed Folding bike is perfect for them. With seven speeds and a 3-piece single-speed crankset, the bike shifts speeds reliably and with ease. The 20-inch alloy rims and city tires are great for road riding, and the front and rear fenders protect your clothing and belongings from road spray and debris. While not in use, this baby is as tiny as a toaster.

Whole Foods Market Grand Tasting Village tickets at
the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival

$225

Everyone’s favorite lesbian from the kitchen, Anne Burrell, will be making her annual trek to Miami Beach for the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival, Feb. 24-27, 2011. Burrell will be on stage doing a cooking demo that weekend along with Rachael Ray, Guy Fieri, Anthony Bourdain, Paula Deen and many more. The preeminent culinary event in the nation is celebrating its 10th year and promises to deliver unexpected surprises, gluttony at its finest and all-you-can-drink afternoons. Plus it happens right on 12th Street beach in SoBe, the mecca of beautiful boys in tiny speedos. Besides, after too many drinks we all look beautiful.the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival.