By PAUL RUBIO
For most of the world, the Amazon remains an intangible expanse of land and water, undoubtedly shrinking at an alarming rate, possibly holding the key to a number of life’s great mysteries. Much like the ambiguous notion of climate change, the average denizen relates to the Amazonian rainforest insomuch as a donation for tax write-off purposes or the enjoyment of fascinating Discovery Channel specials. In the realm of constant gay impossibilities, a frightening image of this tropical terrain still prevails, one in which an individual may face OFF resist- ant mosquitoes, hair damaging humidity, blood thirsty piranhas, and cannibalistic savages descended from the Lost City of Z. Sadly, this impersonal relation- ship and overall ignorance prevents most from experiencing the most majestic place on the planet.
The Amazon is – in a word – amazing. The land here exudes life and splendor; it exudes the essence of Earth, of being. Every moment will ambush your senses.
However, the Amazon circa 2010 is more than a land of spiritual mysticism, existential epiphanies, and extreme nature. It’s also the place for your next 5-star vacation.
As home of the greatest biodiversity in the world, it’s no surprise that a new species of alternative luxury was recently classified in the Peruvian Amazon, re-inventing exploration and discovery for the intrepid gay traveler. Each week, the dazzling Aqua Expeditions (www. aquaexpeditions.com) transports 24 or 36 inquisitive adventurers into the depths of the South American jungle via the M/V Aqua and the newer M/V Aria, respectively. Similar to the concept of a luxury African safari, the intimate 5-star vessels focus on providing once-in-a-lifetime interactive wildlife experiences. And similar to the world’s most exclusive small cruises, Aqua offers top-of-the-line creature com- forts, immaculate accommodations, stellar service, and phenomenal cuisine from the kitchen of world renowned chef, Pedro Miguel Schiaffino.
By no means is this your typical gay cruise filled with random hook-ups, tempestuous queens on GHB, 4 a.m. blackouts, show tune sing-a-longs, and special appearances by Charo and Debby Gibson. Aqua tends to attract a more introspective and audacious personality, more interested in personal development or cultural bragging rights than concentrated ‘sexcapades’ or gay ghettos. In fact, the innovative experience caters toward passionate couples (gay or straight), equally intoxicated by the region’s landscapes, flora and fauna and the sexually inspiring floor to ceiling glass walls in the guest rooms, the perfect setting for an appropriate juxtaposition of primal sex and National Geographic panoramas.
The all-inclusive Aqua Expedition experience commences on either a Saturday or Tuesday, depending on the journey length (three, four or seven days), in the gateway town of Iquitos, Peru. After deplaning the short 1.5-hour LAN Peru for Peruvian Airlines flight from Lima or the 3.5-hour journey from Miami (rumored to begin in September 2010), cruise staff escort passengers on a brief city tour and facilitate the embarkation process as bright-eyed newcomers marvel at the ship’s contemporary architecture and lavish demeanor. Indeed, the floating design opus appears fit for a future World Expo with its fierce glass and steel exteriors and hardwood accents.
Five star pampering not with standing, the true love affair with the Aqua Expedition begins early the second morning, surrounded by and immersed in raw nature. The towering Cecropia trees, the foreboding murky waters filled with river monsters, the dense tiers of green, the call of macaws overhead, the ubiquitous splash of Pink River dolphins – life is everywhere.
Nevertheless, the clever crew at Aqua recognizes the need to accomplish essential Amazon experiences beyond wildlife check- lists. At some point in the journey, you will become an expert piranha fisherman, unhooking their fierce jaws from an overtly simple fishing pole. With the help of indigenous on-board guides, you will meet their fellow villagers, in remote non-touristy settings, and learn about a vastly different way of life. You will indulge in a champagne toast at sunset, amidst Lilly pads and wild magnolias, synthesizing the beauty of your surroundings. You will visit a fledgling grassroots project set up to protect dwindling numbers of South America’s mana- tees. You will down several Pisco Sours from the ship’s open bar, mesmerized by the rhythm of native music. Intoxicated by the essence of the land, you will finally under- stand the power of Amazonia.
Though one-dimensional skeptics may still consider “gay” and “Amazon” diametrically opposed forces, Aqua’s ‘Extreme Amazon Makeover’ has fostered a welcoming environment for the gay traveler. Truth be told, you hardly have to butch it up to endure the rain forest in style. Aqua Expedition’s unconventional approach to Amazonia travel opens a brave, new world to the stylish and vanguard globetrotter.
For more information on this experience of a lifetime, go to www.aquaexpeditions.com, Toll free number: 1 (866) 603 3687 (US & Canada).
