I am at this club to have a cocktail and it smells like chicken fingers in here.  I almost feel like I want to throw up.

I was having a good weekend and then the muffler fell of the back of my car and I was stranded with nothing to do for days.  I had no idea what an inconvenience it would be.

I was invited to this event but decided not to go because I was tired.  The guy gave me a guilt trip, so I went and there were only five people there.

Ugh, every time I tell myself I’m going to take a few days off from drinking it never works.  I end up getting just as drunk AND going to McDonalds or Checkers.

I was all excited about going to a party this weekend, but when I looked in my closet I had absolutely nothing to wear.

This guy I was crushing on came into the bar and just completely walked by me after saying hello to the people with me.

I was talking to this guy for a while and it seemed like we were hitting it off and then all of a sudden he stopped talking to me.

It’s amazing that after all of the guys I have hooked up with, barely any of them talk to me.  I guess I got myself into my own mess.

Why do I keep getting drunk and sending random, embarrassing text and facebook messages?

I was so hung-over on Sunday I could barely move.  I stayed in my bed all day and watched TV.  I literally only got out of bed to use the bathroom.

Only David Beckham can pull off a European swimsuit.  You just look like a girl.

I have been trying to call my friend for a few days now and we keep missing each other.

I have had an injury for a few months now and I don’t know what to do about it.  The doctors say just to rest it, but I can’t.

Some radio personalities really get on my nerves.  Some of them pretend to be know it alls and all I want to do is punch them in the face.

I have been sleeping like shit lately.  I can’t seem to find the perfect amount of hours to sleep.  It either feels like too much or not enough.

I was in the grocery store the other day and this stupid lady was walking so slowly in front of me dragging her feet.  I wanted to ram my cart into her.

I am so bored sitting at home just waiting to take my board exam.  I don’t understand why this process takes so long.

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