I hate how she acts like she loves you and will do anything for you but….when you don’t agree with the things she wants…the tables turn.

I finally met a guy who was everything I was looking for in someone and it turns out th at

he does drugs.  I think it’s just in my cards to be unhappy.

I have furniture strewn all over my house and it looks a hot mess.   When is someone going to come get that damn table out so I can put up my new one?

I was telling this person about a friend and how her husband hand cancer or a tumor on his brain and she said “bad things happen to bad people”. What a bitch!

I just had a patient run to the bathroom and fart the entire way down the hall. Wonderful!

I can’t believe I had to wait 3 hours to finally talk to someone.  I understand having a busy schedule, but if you do it just because you think you can, that’s just wrong.

Someone said to me “most of the things you tell me I already know.” What a dick.

Don’t you hate when you are at the bar and someone buys you a drink or a shot, and right before you go to drink it your date/bf/partner/husband asks you….”who sent you that?”

‘Just Sayin’, ‘Really’, ‘My Bad’, – abused words of the Decade.

Guys that say “bro” or “dude” or “man” ten times in every sentence make me want to scream.  Just because you talk like that does not make you any more masculine.  It makes you sound like an idiot.

My friends complain I’m a bitch because I like to get what I want.  I don’t think that makes me a bitch, I just think that makes them bitchy.

Pride was fun last weekend, but it was SOOOO hot and I couldn’t even take off my shirt because I was working.

You don’t have to be cracked out EVERY time you go out.

I wish my roof would stop leaking.  I can’t put anymore napkins up there to stop the water from leaking onto my computer.  UGH!

How dare you march up in there like you are actually somebody and try to steal my thunder.  That will NEVER happen again.

Stop beating around the bush about what you want.  If you want something bad enough you just need to tell someone.  WTF?

I know you have your phone on you all of the time.  Why does it take you so long to respond to text messages I send you?  When I’m around you, you are constantly texting.

Don’t you hate it when you go out with your girlfriends…lol…guy friends… and there is always that one that thinks everybody is looking at him? Not cute.

Do you have a “Bitch” you want to submit?  Post it on the Mega Bitches facebook page and it just may end up in future edition of the Florida Agenda.