Why do I even bother hitting on you?  You’re obviously full of yourself

If people only knew how many gays there are in the military.  Americans have no clue.

All of this commotion about changing Wilton Manors main street had better result in better parking.

Why is it that every time I leave SOBE to come to Fort Lauderdale I always leave disappointed?

I can’t believe all of the network shows are over for the summer. What am I supposed to do every night

?

People always ask me why I’m single.  The problem is definitely not me, it’s the fact that I can’t find anyone else who can match me.

How come it’s ok for you to flirt with whoever you want, but as soon as I even look at another hot guy I get bitched at?

Guys with sexy bodies come a dime a dozen.  Just because you are “hot” does not mean you are somebody.

I like how whenever I’m ready to get crazy in bed you always come up with some kind of excuse, but when you want to I’m expected to do whatever you want.

I cut myself manscaping again.  This is definitely going to screw up my life.

Nothing bugs me more than people who don’t drive AT LEAST the speed limit.  That is why so many people get into accidents.

Gay Days better be fun this year.  If I’m spending all of this money on these events it had better be worth it.

How can you screw me one night because you’re drunk and then totally diss me the next because you’re “straight” and you have something special with your girlfriend?

I’ve tried several time to run into you to get you to notice me.  You’ve already said I was sexy, so what exactly is the deal?

I know people say it all the time, but why are all of the good gay guys always take

n? Why can’t I find that ONE person who is like me on every level?

I’m sick and tired of all of these people dissing Christina Aguilera because she is trying to be like GaGa. Every artist is always going to be compared to another, but they each bring something new to the table.