Does Obama’s Healthcare plan involve him sitting on my fac
e?
YOU SAY THAT YOU AREN’T CHEATing… but you are carrying Viagra around in your wallet?
DON’T TAKE MY FRIEND AWAY, SHE’S all that I got
I HATE WHEN YOU ARE FINALLY comfortable with something and some man has to come and rip it all away. I was happy with my single life and the way things were, I don’t need your love.
SO YOU THINK YOU are the All-American Sweetheart? Well I got news for you Sally, you ain’t as liked as you think you is.
I WANT TO GIVE YOU A TOUPEE or perhaps a 1980’s mullet wig for your bald head.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HATE IN this town? Can’t we all just get a bong?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST LEFT ME like that. You were like the little elf man to my Santa Claus. How the hell am I supposed to raise this baby without you? I’m sick of holding the poop bag.
THE SWEET SMELL OF CIGARETTES in your hair does not float through the office anymore. I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE F*** UP!!!! Don’t open your mouth about things you weren’t around for and don’t talk about the past like you would have done things differently. While you were busy growing up, I was busy taking care of your worthless ass.
HOW’S ABOUT I COME OVER THERE and beat your face in
?
I’M MOVING TO TEXAS, BECAUSE this shit is so bananas. This is even more bananas than the circus.
WHO THE FRUITCAKE wants to go to gay days this year? That obnoxious overly hyped junky fest is the last place you will catch me in June.
YOU SMIRK ALL DAY, AND YOU think I don’t really know what’s going on inside of that head of yours. You’re just a scared little boy, who is one step away from packing things in and going home to cry to mommy. When you find your nutsack again, let me know.
KARAOKE IS THE GAYEST THING ever. I’d rather bottom 12 times in one night than have to listen to you sing karaoke again.
WHY IS IT YOU ONLY CALL ME when your computer is broken or you need your dick sucked?
I AM THAT IMPORTANT. I CAN BE selfish if I want to. You have to listen to everything I ever say because I am the best thing you have ever had.