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Forever Fabulous

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Written by Chris Azzopardi

Over drinks (obvs), Ab Fab stars Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley dish on their gay darlings, drag doubles and being ahead of the queer curve.

 

How to be a free spirit, why a wallet (not a toaster) is better suited to carry cash, the power of a heavy pour – since 1992, fictional besties Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone, played by Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, respectively, have guided legions of outsiders into the light. (And not just after a late-night Stolichnaya vodka binge blackout.)

As the Absolutely Fabulous duo cheerfully imbibe from London, it’s a classic case of life imitating art – everyone wants to get these iconic ladies smashed as they “work” the promo for their long-awaited return to the screen with Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie. Oh yes, sweetie darlings, it’s a real thing now. Thank god; thank vodka.

The film is Edina and Patsy’s first time together since 2012, when the series celebrated its 20-year anniversary. For the premiere movie adaptation of the BBC series, Saunders, making good on her pledge to write more adventures for the delicious TV-born trainwrecks, stars alongside Lumley and a cast of familiar faces – Julia Sawalha as Saffy, Jane Horrocks as Bubble and June Whitfield as Mother, plus star cameos – as they continue to live their best, booziest lives.

Pour yourself a Stoli-Bolli and read on as Saunders, 58, and Lumley, 70, sip their signature cocktail and dish about their “great crash entrance” into gaydom, being ahead of the queer curve and how the LGBT community catapulted Absolutely Fabulous to global-phenom status.

 

I dont want to shock you with this news and I hope youre sitting down, but gay people really like you.

Jennifer: (Both laugh) And we love gay people!

 

For both of you, what was your introduction to the gay community?

Jennifer: Oh! So long ago, I can’t really think. It just seems like college; I had gay friends then. To be honest, I don’t know. It just seems to have always been there.

Joanna: But I think the great crash entrance was when we had Absolutely Fabulous and we were welcomed into New York to a certain extent. That was quite fantastic.

Jennifer: Yeah. And the first time we saw our drag doubles was startling! (Laughs) Because you realize quite how small we are, and short and insignificant, when you’re standing next to your drag doubles. They’re more glamorous than we could even hope to be!

Joanna: And occasionally with a beard!

Jennifer: And often with a beard; yes, you’re right! (Both laugh.)

 

You just made an appearance during London Pride. Because the gay fandom for Ab Fab is so intense, Im surprised you can go anywhere with a sea of gays and its not a mob scene. When gay fans see you in everyday life, what are those encounters like?

Jennifer: Really lovely, I have to say. Because people love the show and love the characters, I always get such a nice response.

Joanna: We get kissing and we get a bit of selfies, and it’s lovely.

Jennifer: I think we’re recognized more if we’re together. The response is more extreme.

 

How did Ab Fab come to be so gay? Did you make the show for gay people?

Jennifer: No, we didn’t. And we’ve been thinking about this a lot, and I think (the gay fandom is) because of the friendship and because they’re not in search of love – they’re not constantly looking for a man, they’re quite happy with each other. They live life to the fullest, they live life without brakes and the friendship is all (they need), I think.

Joanna: And I think because they’re glamorous. Edina always longed for (her daughter) Saffy to come out as gay and she’s very proud of having a gay son, Serge. But there were always gay people in the show, Jennifer; you always had them written in.

Jennifer: Yeah, ’cause it’s normal.

 

When the show ran from 1992-1995, the word gay was barely uttered on television. Then you two came along and changed the game.

Jennifer: Good!

 

Was it your intent to introduce queer themes and people into the television zeitgeist?

Jennifer: To be honest, we never analyzed it like that. It just seemed to me, if we were representing lives, especially those in the fashion world and the creative world – it’s full of gay people. And you know, Edina married one – one of her husbands was gay! (Laughs) It’s just part of the fabric of society.

 

But it wasnt then, right?

Joanna: Do you think it had a way of making people feel more open toward gays, Chris?

 

I do think so. I also think it made gay people feel comfortable in their own skin. I know friends who call you their lifeline because theyre gay and grew up in small towns; they had no role models, no one who even acknowledged them or their sexuality. How does it feel to know that you and these characters had an immense influence on people in the LGBT community?

Jennifer: I feel incredibly proud, then. We have a lot to thank the gay community for, because I think the show largely started being popular in the gay community and through that into the wider community. So, it’s been a lovely relationship.

Joanna: We had the most wonderful award given to us in New York from the LGBT community (the 2002 Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Pride Award) and I’m totally proud of mine. It’s a wonderful citation which has made us priestesses of New York forever. It came from them thanking us for exactly what you’re thanking us for and it makes me feel so humbled because Jennifer actually wrote these two characters and the characters are the people who have somehow become attached to us like an outer skin. It’s rather thrilling to be attached to those characters.

 

How attached are you to those characters?

Jennifer: Only in that it’s very hard to move without having a glass of champagne put into your hands. That makes life really, really nice. (Both laugh.)

 

Are you drinking at this very moment?

Jennifer: We are! Hugely! She’s just poured a vodka into my champagne.

 

What cocktail do you recommend people order when they watch Ab Fab: The Movie?

Joanna: I think it’s gotta be the Stoli-Bolli cocktail. Stolichnaya vodka slipped into a glass of champagne – it’s almost half and half, actually, the way we drink it. (Both laugh.)

Jennifer: It just knocks the bubbles out and puts a little bit more alcohol in.

Joanna: But as they would not add: Please drink responsibly.

Jennifer: It would damage your health. It would severely damage your health. (Both laugh.)

 

Edina is always saying, All my friends are gay. How true is that for you in real life?

Jennifer: (Laughs) All my friends are gay!

 

Joanna, lets talk about Patsy being transgender. Her gender change was addressed several times during the series. Why was it decided that Patsy should be trans?

Joanna: Yes, in series 2 (episode) “Morocco,” we had a flashback to when Patsy had indeed been taking hormones and grown a mustache…

Jennifer: (Laughs.)

Joanna: And cut her hair off, had something switched on. Sadly after a year, it dropped off and she stopped the hormones, had a quick shave and went back to being Patsy again. But she goes in and out of it. And I think she was slightly dreading having to do it this time (for the movie), which is why she tried to resist. (Slips into character as Patsy.) “No, Eddy, no!” And indeed she managed to fool a very, very old almost-blind woman that she was a man.

Jennifer: She makes a very good man. We are basically like a married couple, Edina and Patsy, in a funny way. (Laughs.) And they are sort of genderless.

Joanna: Indeed. In one of the New York episodes, we got married by Whoopi Goldberg! (Both laugh.)

 

Ive always thought of you as gay men in womens bodies.

Jennifer and Joanna: We are, yeah!

 

What advice do both of you have for gays who are on a quest to live their best life?

Jennifer: Don’t listen to anybody else. Kate Moss’s great thing: “Never complain, never explain.” That’s a very good way of living.

Joanna: She’s adapted it from the original quotation, which was from the 1930s: “Never apologize, never explain.”

Jennifer: Oh!

Joanna: Never apologize – I think that’s a good one.

 

Youve always had something to say about the PR industry on the show. What other business could use some mocking?

Jennifer: I think politics is just making a mockery of itself at the moment, so that’s not much help.

Joanna: Bankers have sort of been done, with things like The Wolf of Wall Street and The Big Short and so on. All those that have kind of taken on the financial world. What else is there, Jennifer? Plenty?

Jennifer: (Laughs.) I don’t know!

Joanna: But you didn’t really set out to make a parody of it – you just had that as the background.

Jennifer: Well, the great thing about PR is you can do anything. It can be any job, you can go anywhere. It’s such a wide, wide field, so it was the perfect job for (Edina) because it meant that during any show, you could do anything – you’re not stuck in an office. But I suppose nowadays the thing is, nobody’s stuck in an office anymore. You know, anyone can live online, live at home, work at home, do their own PR via social media. You could honestly do your job from your bed, and that’s fantastic.

 

When doing Eddy and Patsy in drag, what should a queen always keep in mind?

Jennifer: Ohh, well, you know, the funny thing is, when they do Patsy they used to always do kind of trashy dressing. But actually, I noticed yesterday at London Pride, they were very well dressed. I think Patsys are becoming better dressed, and that’s quite important for Patsy because you’ve gotta start off looking good, like you’ve got somewhere to go. Always give yourself somewhere to go.

 

And then by the end of the night?

Jennifer: By the end of the night, you can be hopeless. I mean, literally. Spread eagle.

 

What about Eddy?

Jennifer: Oh, Eddy… everything’s gotta be too small. Wear shoes that literally hobble you and costumes that strangle you. Remember that Eddy has never woken and not been marked by her clothing; she’s always marked. Elasticated marks everywhere on her body from the clothes.

 

Where can we expect to see Eddy and Patsy in 20 years?

Jennifer: In a home.

Joanna: Attached to intravenous bottles of Stolichnaya and Bolly. Still smoking like chimneys. Organs removed.

Jennifer: But having a fabulous time.

Joanna: Still having a fabulous time.

 

Any final words for your gay darlings?

Joanna: We love you, sweetie darlings!

 

 

Chris Azzopardi is the editor of Q Syndicate, the international LGBT wire service. Hes also the proud recipient of an I adore you, daaahhhling! from Mariah Carey. Reach him via his website at www.chris-azzopardi.com and on Twitter (@chrisazzopardi).