Why do you feel it necessary to tell me the same damn story for the 10th time…I didn’t even want to hear it the first time.
Here’s to looking at people when they have nothing interesting to say and pretending to listen.
Um, no… don’t touch me…you’re creepy.
Why would you invite me to have a drink and then ignore me all night.
I’m working out like crazy and I can’t see to lose weight. It’s too hard to stop drinking.
If I get pulled over one more time I’m going to scream.
I’m sick and tired of working with other people. I just want to be self-employed
Another long week ahead and nothing planned for the weekend…UGH
Are you seriously wearing that to a club
I can’t believe I actually believed that you were going to call me.
Why do I keep getting drunk and sending random, embarrassing text and facebook messages?
With all of the guys I hook up with, why can’t I find a boyfriend?
I can’t stand when guys just check you out and don’t take the time to actually come say anything to you.
The road work on Wilton Drive is driving me insane. The lights never stay green long enough.
Every time I meet a guy who seems semi-interesting there is always something wrong.
Orlando Gay days was a bust for me…very little sex.
The Alejandro video was not as good as I thought it was going to be.
I’m sick and tired of cocky bartenders. You need to at least try to “fake it” by being nice if you want to get a decent tip.
Glee’s season finale was not what I expected. It was good, but I expected something bigger to happen.